Cheesiest pickup lines of all times! 😂

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚like it or not, these type of pickup lines are here to stay. So, get comfortable and, hopefully,

enjoy this.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1.

πŸ˜‚ seriously? C’mon!!

2.

Daaamn bruuh! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

3.

I hated Chemistry in highschool, but I have to admit, this is genius! πŸ™†πŸ’―πŸ˜‚

4.

Haha! πŸ˜‚ yeah I know it’s dumb but….oh well.. Still cheesy so.. πŸ˜‚

5.

Eyyyy!!! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

6.

This one really made me laugh πŸ˜‚; I’m not sure whether it’s because of the pickup line itself, or the character in the picture. πŸ˜‚

7.

Look at that! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8.

Ha! Good one. πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

9.

Oh Johnny. You put the cheesy into this pickup line. πŸ˜‚

10.

This must be the oldest of all times. All those years down the line, and it’s still running the internet.

11.

Talk about ‘original’! πŸ˜‚

Now, this is life. Sometimes, things don’t go as we plan. Here are some pickup lines gone wrong!!

1.

πŸ˜‚ girls will always be girls. You better be awfully careful about what you’re insinuating !πŸ˜‚

2.

Ouchh!!!!! πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

3.

The pic isn’t very visible, so let me write down the conversation πŸ‘‡ :

How it’s supposed to go:

Bro: Hello, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl : I don’t know.. How much?

Bro: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Jack.

Girl : *laughs*

How it really went :

Bro: Hello, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Girl: 805 to 1350 pounds.. Why?

Bro: *poker face* (thinks of an excuse) ay..son is waiting for me.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I don’t think anybody reading this wants to ‘be like bro’ (you get the pun I just did there? πŸ‘ˆ πŸ™Œno? Oh c’monπŸ˜’)

3.

Burnt!!!!! πŸ”₯ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4.

Daaamn sister!!! πŸ‘πŸ˜₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5.

Sorry bruh! πŸ˜‚keep strong! πŸ’ͺπŸ˜‚

I hope that you enjoyed the post! πŸ˜‚πŸ™Œ

As always, don’t forget to:

Take care of yourselves! πŸ’ž

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